Dragons Golfing Banter : One-Liners

1. We know where it is if we need it – After a duff shot that would have gone further with a throw !! (Source: Abdus)

2. Best shot in Golfing history – (Source: Abdus)

3. Tiger Woods mum would’ve been buzzin with that shot – (Source: Abdus)

4.. It’s got legs on it – Whenever a clean shot is played ( (Source: Khalid)

5. I don’t go that far on my holidays – a 300+ yard drive down the fairway (Source: Sa’ada)

6. Not bad for a Paki – After any half decent shot (Source: Sa’ada)

7. It’s on the beach – when a shot lands into a bunker

8. Bitch Slapper – after numerous attempts clearing ball from a Bunker (Source: Abdus)

9. An Osama Bin Laden – You know exactly where it is but can’t find it.

10. A Snowman – Term used to describe a score of “8” on a single hole.

11. It’s on the dance floor – When a shot lands nicely on the green.

12. Smooching on the Dance Floor – When 2 balls land on the green close to each other.

13. A Dribbler – A shot that travels only a few feet, usually without getting airborne. (Gives rise to our original 1-liner “we know where it is if we need it”).

14. A Wormburner – Another phrase for a shot that travels only a few feet, usually without getting airborne.

15. A woodpecker – When you hit an errant shot into the woods that bounces off a few trees-and makes a noise similar to the bird of the same name.

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